mr-frump-in-the-iron-lung:

Weird Al educating children on how to gaslight

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I think I’m a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I’m nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn’t crystal clear. That’s how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

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I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY’S DEATH. I’M SO SORRY.

noellevanious:

prohaloplayer:

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chillen with my boys tonite

yeah this is weezer. im thinking this is weezer. anybodt else see tuis and 8mmefiayely think of weezer? uuuuuuuuauuaajannmmghhhhhh

nitrosplicer:

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

redstonedust:

god media giants like google and twitter putting in inactive account deletion policies is just. horrific. it’d be one thing if it was just inactive empty accounts. but any inactive account being at risk of deletion fills me with dread. we all pass away one day, and so do our surviving relatives, until one day our online legacy gets wiped out because nobody was around to occasionally check our emails, i guess?

google’s statement says that its because older accounts are at more risk of being hacked and repurposed into phishing accounts. but theres no reason they couldnt put in a mechanic of, say, locking inactive accounts from use while still keeping the content up. its not like they cant afford the server space. we’ve been forced away from physical media only for the internet to continue spiralling its way into a digital dark age. its depressing, man.

pussyronin:

tatzelwurming:

slugbo:

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he looks so small.

someone photoshop him smaller

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radiofreederry:

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I’ve noticed something with Matt Walsh where he seems to occupy a complete fantasy world and then posts as if everyone else lives there too. The GOP has continually been losing court challenges to their anti-trans laws, and support for trans people among the general public remains high; the GOP’s obsessive focus on culture war issues like trans people is one reason they underperformed across the board in 2022. None of this post is even remotely borne out by empirical observation

flanbolt:

relelvance:

You’ll be pregnant by morning

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gidianthe:

“she killed innocent people” ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

papayajuan2019:

so fucked up that i have to take care of my body everyday. what if sometimes i feel sad about the maintenance

hofudlaus:

also posting these two on their own :-)
based on This post by @outpastthemoat

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